My ankles need bow-tox!

What to do when your ankles need a lift? Fret not! I found these little beauties on an English website (bloody hell, everything they have is better). Now one must always be careful when incorporating bows into their collection - it is too easy to come off Emo Hello Kitty or just plain Mariah Carey and no one wants that. I.mean.no.one.

I have ordered the black-n-white version. Stay tuned!

http://www.keira.uk.com/product.php/38/ankle_bow/a0578a155d4d3b5534f74ea84174e258

House of Stizzzz-yllle!

Not since Marc Jacobs brought back the Flashdance heel/toeless nylons have I been this giddy. Why you ask? MTV's House of Style has come back on the air! I was OBSESSED with the infamous Cindy and her coked out banter about eating disorders and the glorious lives of supermodels and the fashion they "had" to wear.

Well, now we get to peek into the world of forced fashion hosted by the one and only Mrs. Leonardo DiCaprio, Bar Rafaeli, herself! Now, I personally think the girl could use a sandwich and a week off, but let's see if she can bring-it Cindy style.

http://www.mtv.com/ontv/dyn/house_of_style/series.jhtml#bio

Kitchy-koo

You know your crazy aunt who has an insanely infectious laugh and her whole house decked out in items from LTD and Fingerhut? Well these luggage tags make me think of her.

(For any of my friends who think it would be cute to buy me one of these, DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT get cute with me.)

http://www.funkychunkyhandbags.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Product_Code=FLL99PIN&Category_Code=

Scare-ee Pair-Ree!

There are no words for these poodle-esk stilettos. They walked themselves down the runway at Fashion Week in Paris.

Do you think they have had their rabies shots?

Don't Do It!

So this trainwreck is courtesy of a woman I consider fabulous! I am not sure WTF is going on with Robert Cavalli - too many olives in his martini?

Please DO NOT do this to your pet. It is not good today, tomorrow or ever. They do not want to be dressed, primped, preened, or made to wear something resembling a banana hammock.

I do not know of an animal lover who could do this, unless of course, you are one of the princesses from My-Sweet-Sixteen. In which case, kindly see yourself off my blog. Thanks!

http://www.wmagazine.com/w/blogs/editorsblog/2009/03/06/theres-something-about-a-dog-i.htm

Undercover Agent Style

If you are like me and the thousands of women who sport oh-so-pretty-but-fake-as-Paris-Hilton's-BFF blonde hair, swimming in chlorinated pools can cause some nasty results.

I don't know about you but green tinted hair does not go with my Spring collection. So to keep from turning from Goldielocks to Moldylocks, try wearing one of these super cutie swimming caps.

http://www.traveltrunk.com/store/swimcaps2.htm

Who doesn't want to channel her inner synchronized swimmer?

2009 Chanel Spring Line

All the more reason to be a woman - Chanel! The suits, the black tweed, the lace, the periodic use of mint for a little zing, it makes me want to sing my heart out to Karl Lagerfield.

I have met my soul mate of the season. The ever popular tall dark stranger who you fall in love with while walking down 5th Avenue. A black trench coat made Chanel style. It is a take off on Coco Chanel's timeless suit pieces and I must have it! Now I just need to find out where to sell a kidney....

http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/style/fashionweek/runway.html#fall_2009_chanel/26

http://www.nytimes.com/packages/html/style/fashionweek/runway.html#fall_2009_chanel